Sometimes, instead of bringing a babysitter to hour house, I just dump my son off at the local community college.
Become a figure skater they said
you will be graceful they said
I WILL SO FUCKING MAKE REACTION PICS OUT OF THIS SHIT
All I see are Ursula’s poor, unfortunate souls.
THIS IS HOW I KNOW I AM MARRYING THE RIGHT MAN OMFG HE CAME HOME AND JUST GAVE THIS TO ME AND I AM CRYING BC HE KNOWS ME SO WELL OMG SOMEBODY HELP
your man just got away with getting you a 4 dollar gift. I want you to love yourself gurl
John Green - (from the introduction of “This Star Won’t Go Out” by Esther Earl)